Baseball is a ton of fun! I hit the ball so hard it ended up in a tree somewhere and some kid spent forever trying to get it. That means I win, right? When do we get to play the other teams?

But if this owl pokes me ONE more time, I'm strangling it. How did it even fly here all the way from London?

They didn't come. Not like I really wanted them to...

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Divorce. I knew it.